On Ipsums, MPVs and passing out…

I have a crazy hairdresser.

She’s friendly, full of life and really talkative. She has these crazy theories like how she will never date a man who drives a company car, an Ipsum or an MPV. (In Zimbabwe there has been an influx Japanese and British car imports and these are the main brands. These same brands are now being used as public transport and they are an alternative to taking combi’s.)She says she doesn’t date men with company cars because if the company takes their car back then she has to go back to walking and Ipsums and MPVs are just too common.

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Another theory of hers is that any man who is interested in her should prove that he can pay her rent. She puts all potentials on a probation period of 4 months where she assess their ability to pay her rent, buy groceries and take her kids to school…

She’s also been known to give advice on cheating. She says if one wants to cheat on their partner then they must do it at least 60 kilometres away. That way the chances of you getting caught are slimmer… Hmmm… Wonder if she’s talking from experience…
And to top it all off, my hairdresser’s been in our local tabloid (B-Metro). She pulled her now ex husbands unmentionables during an argument and the poor guy passed out. This argument was a result of her sharp tongue and quick wit. Granted, I would have done the same had I been in her position but I still maintain my initial stance, I have a crazy hairdresser.

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